Bearded Creep

This is not my story, nor a memory of mine except for the story being told to me and me sharing it with others many times because it's so damn funny.

I'll do my best to tell this story as accurately as possible...

My dad was working up north in Alaska for an extended period of time.  A little longer than usual and we weren't sure when he was coming home.  My brother had arrived at the bus stop and began to walk home when he noticed some creepy man waiting at the bus stop.  Steve tried to ignore him while he walked away and headed home.  But the creepy man followed behind him.  He was wearing a beanie hat and had a longish black beard and a big coat.  Steve didn't like the fact that it seemed like this man was following him.  Soon he found that he truly was.  Steve picked up the pace.  So did the man.  Steve started to run.  So did the man!!!  Steve bolted for the house in a panic and the man stood at the door of our house laughing hysterically.

The bearded man was our dad.  He had gone to the bus stop to walk his son home and found that once Steve didn't recognize him, it would be fun to torture him instead by scaring the shit out of him.

Hilarious, dad.